The Real Affirmative Action Candidate

Sarah Palin Joe Biden
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Is going back to Alaska and I’m so sorry for my fellow citizens up North but she’s your problem! You voted for her in the first place. We have our own idiot Governor to deal with. If the Republicans think they can trot the CTLF (Candidate They’d Like to F*ck) out in 4 years they will taste the wrath of the electorate once again and the end of your relevance will be greeted with joy. Don’t worry though we’re going to be spending the next 4 years rooting out and exposing the white racist wing of the Democrats as well – maybe they’ll become Republicans and we can kill two birds with one stone! 
The 5 Top Reasons Why I Hated Sarah Palin
1. Her fake Fargo accent. Watch the Gubernatorial debates on YouTube and tell me it wasn’t an act.
2.  This woman had no problem pimping out her children for votes. Special needs my ass!
3. She is willfully ignorant, small minded and a racist while bringing out the worst in people.
4.  She tried to play the victim card (of sexism) while using sex to appeal to voters.
5. She refused to address specifics of policies and agendas but had no problem manipulating the media to control her image. 
Make sure you give all the clothes back. Goodbye and Good Riddance!