Mayoral Candidate Arrested For Murder Almost Won

One funny little thing about being back on the left coast as I visit relatives is catching up on my local news and public access shows. Believe it or not I forgot to bring a coat because I thought March meant Spring not lingering snow flurries. Plus it was a last minute decision. So [...]

Nadya Suleman Doth Protest Too Much

So I’m flipping through the boob tube and I see this frenzy outside the house where Nadya Suleman lives with her soon-to-be 14 strong brood. Whatever your feelings and thoughts are on this situation it was pure chaos and being a fame whore has its drawbacks. She took two of the octuplets home and it [...]

Snoop Dogg Joins Nation of Islam – Further Proves His Irrelevancy

Is this a feeble attempt at maintaining a certain amount of popularity? Is the Nation of Islam that hard-up for members? Or can anyone join? Well…they do have a prison ministry so I guess so. Now Snoop’s one of the gang? This coming from a guy who thought it was cute to show up [...]

I’m Goin’ to D.C.

Well wouldn’t you just know that when you think you’re going in one direction, life throws you a curveball. I had considered and rejected the idea of going to D.C. for the Inauguration due to logistics, crowds and money. Monday afternoon I received a phone call from my representative that my ticket request had [...]

Playing Chess In the Dark: BART Police and the NYE Killing Fields

Don’t make any hasty judgments. So says BART Police Chief Gary Gee. Bay Area Rapid Transit is our (crappy, inconvenient and overpriced) version of the NYC subway that serves San Francisco, Alameda and Contra Costa counties. If you live in the city of San Francisco you will most likely use MUNI – which is [...]

Before Dancing, There Was Circus With the Stars!

Yet again I want to nominate YouTube as one of the greatest modern conveniences of the Internet and thank people for their participation. I sorta remember this show. I now realize there was “reality” tv before it became the scourge of the industry.  Episode with Emma Samms – hosted by Downtown Julie Brown (the coolest [...]

I Got A Letter From Sarah Palin Today

Sarah Palin is the grifter that keeps on grifting! Technically it was yesterday. And here I thought I’d be able to not need a reason to talk about her anymore. But as it turns out she kinda sorta forgot to disclose more freebies.  I’m sure the darling of the Tundra doesn’t want to face [...]

A Barack Obama Holiday?!

Ok I just saw this and thought, what is this world coming to and this is a sad case of hero-worship run amuck but then I realized it’s Perry County in Alabama and they still celebrate the Confederacy! The rural county, which overwhelmingly supported Obama in last month’s presidential election, has approved the second [...]

The Real Affirmative Action Candidate

J. Scott Applewhite/AP Photo Is going back to Alaska and I’m so sorry for my fellow citizens up North but she’s your problem! You voted for her in the first place. We have our own idiot Governor to deal with. If the Republicans think they can trot the CTLF (Candidate They’d Like to F*ck) [...]

Can Somebody Explain This Photo?

I thought this was somebody’s Photoshop experiment, but it was taken at the debate! Crypt keeper? Wicked Wizard? This is just…..creepy and may I add not very Presidential!      My Blog Name